jerkidiot:

IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS

(via yummyporn)

Me masturbating to porn

  • Me: This is so hot.
  • Me: *orgasms*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: What is this filth

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(via ha-ze)

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

(via italkthewalk)

dont-trustyourfeelings:

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

It’s too early to be thinking about this shit

(via cant-rain-forever)

faypants:

Gideon was being pop punk chilling in Joseph’s box of vinyl.

(via miss-may-itouch-ur-butt)

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

image

shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

(via cant-rain-forever)

SEND ME A NUMBER

  • 1: i'd bang you against a wall

whatisleon:

hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here

you beat the odds guys

proud of u

(via ha-ze)

“What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.”
— Chester Bennington (via wordsthat-speak)

(via lullabirds)

“She moved on and I feel sorry for you, because she overlooked your flaws, your temper, your selfishness, your inability to love anyone but yourself. She could have anyone in the world, but she still chose you every time. All you are now is a crease in her past, a scar on her chest, a memory that fades faster than a photograph of you in a sealed box, hidden. Maybe now she will fight for someone who loves her, instead of someone who sucks the life out of her, never satisfied, even with her beating heart in his greedy hands.”
— (via chanel-cigaretttes)

(via ha-ze)