"Tell the truth or someone will tell it for you. - Stephanie Klein"
disgustinganimals:

someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat 

disgustinganimals:

someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat 

(Source: groupinou)

"What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?"
— 23:04 - torch-ured (via perfect)

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle)

"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"
Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

(Source: fawnbabe)

ricop66:

toplesstittys:

lmfaoo

Preview of the Superman/Batman movie.

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

official-grimreaper:

this is sO NO

jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

(Source: jairustehvirus)

666meme:

recltube:

i should come with a warning label

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(Source: hyclropump)